(Haven't been here in a long time but I moved into a new house and now I can start collecting again. Here's a head canon in the tune of the recent brentalfloss With Lyrics song)
http://ift.tt/1Em4XJY
Lyrics:
???:
...There's our heroes Munchkinger
You beat the quest, but I'm sorry bro
A few days ago, I broke into your home
And so now it's chateau WARHEAD!
Singer:
Warhead has major Balls
Munchkinger's Castle is missing a wall
Since when did they have a big castle at all?
But whatever dude.
Now they're on the move!
Enter Voltron Finn's shoe
Be super careful or you might get screwed
There's some big monster who are after you
If you get eaten then you're just poo
Warhead: "HA HA!"
Singer:
No Steady or calming Selection
But the powerups will give you wings
Pretty soon, you're exhume a complete collection
based off every single theme and franchise. Yeah.
Now it's Holidaze time let's Go!
Merry Christmas, Happy Valentines, Happy Whatever it is!
Keep it going.
Player:
OW! MY NOSTRIL! SOMEONE CLEAR IT!
WHY DIDN'T I PICK MY NOSE!
... That was awful
OW! MY EYEBALLS! !$?!%#^#%&*!
WHY OH WHY AM I BEING TORTURED!
GREAT, I'M BLIND NOW, WONDERFUL!
Warhead:
Maybe you should have stuck to Pokemanz!
Player:
Maybe you should kill me now!
Warhead: Gladly!
(Player dies right on the spot.)
Singer:
Jason needs a Doctor fast!
That's what you get with a dollar store mask.
Munchkinger should really move their keister
Before Warhead takes the whole world over
Booster packs and Promo Cards
Trading cards with a super rare chase
Wait!
Munchkin is not so different from trading card games,
They rob you in the daylight!
Combine games, Wild plays, it get nutty
Become Super Munchkin and fight on
You're almost there, Keep it up, Level 10/20 is
within your very reach!
KEY CHANGE MOFO!
Now you got the Win in hand
It's time to make the ultimate stand
Warhead is now just a defused head
That's is the Munchkin Experiennnnnn (it's so crazy)
nnnnnnnnnnn (They're not samey)
nnnnnnnnnnn (It's the Sequels)
It's the Munchkin Experience!
http://ift.tt/1Em4XJY
Lyrics:
???:
...There's our heroes Munchkinger
You beat the quest, but I'm sorry bro
A few days ago, I broke into your home
And so now it's chateau WARHEAD!
Singer:
Warhead has major Balls
Munchkinger's Castle is missing a wall
Since when did they have a big castle at all?
But whatever dude.
Now they're on the move!
Enter Voltron Finn's shoe
Be super careful or you might get screwed
There's some big monster who are after you
If you get eaten then you're just poo
Warhead: "HA HA!"
Singer:
No Steady or calming Selection
But the powerups will give you wings
Pretty soon, you're exhume a complete collection
based off every single theme and franchise. Yeah.
Now it's Holidaze time let's Go!
Merry Christmas, Happy Valentines, Happy Whatever it is!
Keep it going.
Player:
OW! MY NOSTRIL! SOMEONE CLEAR IT!
WHY DIDN'T I PICK MY NOSE!
... That was awful
OW! MY EYEBALLS! !$?!%#^#%&*!
WHY OH WHY AM I BEING TORTURED!
GREAT, I'M BLIND NOW, WONDERFUL!
Warhead:
Maybe you should have stuck to Pokemanz!
Player:
Maybe you should kill me now!
Warhead: Gladly!
(Player dies right on the spot.)
Singer:
Jason needs a Doctor fast!
That's what you get with a dollar store mask.
Munchkinger should really move their keister
Before Warhead takes the whole world over
Booster packs and Promo Cards
Trading cards with a super rare chase
Wait!
Munchkin is not so different from trading card games,
They rob you in the daylight!
Combine games, Wild plays, it get nutty
Become Super Munchkin and fight on
You're almost there, Keep it up, Level 10/20 is
within your very reach!
KEY CHANGE MOFO!
Now you got the Win in hand
It's time to make the ultimate stand
Warhead is now just a defused head
That's is the Munchkin Experiennnnnn (it's so crazy)
nnnnnnnnnnn (They're not samey)
nnnnnnnnnnn (It's the Sequels)
It's the Munchkin Experience!
Lyrics made up for Munchkin
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